The Comedian’s Version of Love – a Homicidal Maniac
Posted on 27. Jan, 2008 by Barry Hurd in Coffee - Volume Two
Love is having someone tell you they killed someone,
Love is not hesitating, or asking questions.
Love is driving to Home Depot with them, at 11 P.M.
To buy a shovel.
Love is not complaining about the mess.
Love is about being prepared, having taken effort,
Love is lining the back of your trunk with plastic bags.
The little specks of evidence, are simply happy memories.
Love is about laughing,
Love is the question of shallow, or six feet deep.
Love is getting in the hole as you dig it even deeper,
And don’t worry about getting dirty.
Love is the risk of getting caught,
Love is about talking to the police detective,
Love is realizing you still have a shovel,
And figure out the officer needs a bigger hole.
Charging a shovel at Home Depot $19.95
Finding true love – priceless.